Like FringeMom and many others in America, Oriana the FringePup is out of work.
I’ve suggested Oriana go wait on the unemployment line, but she’s not taking my advice.
No one really takes my advice. Hmmmm…maybe there’s a lesson for me to learn.
She’s snoozing while she waits on some of Obama’s bailout money. Secretly I hope she gets a check.
She could make herself a useful guard dog. Baring her new big white teeth and barking at those throwing trash in my yard could keep her occupied all day; however, she chooses the life of a couch potato.
Oriana has mistaken this couch for her own. If she’s not going to be a guard dog, she needs to sleep on the floor! The only reason the FringeKids have beds is because they take out the trash and carry dirty laundry to the basement.
No work = no bed on the domestic fringe.
In fact, these two are both in immediate danger of losing their beds.
Do you know of any employment opportunities for a lazy dog or FringeMom?
For clarification, FringeMom’s not lazy. She’s just temporarily out of work.
As we watch unemployment rates soar, banks tumble, and the stock market come precariously close to crashing, do you fear for your job?
You probably didn’t until now. You can thank me in the comment section. I’m always looking to brighten your day!