The Ghosts of FringeFamily Past

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FringeLovers

I know that some of you have seen these already, but today I’m reflecting on where I’ve been and what I’ve become.

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FringeGirl 2007

Once I was full of good ideas and creativity.  One electrified look from FringeMan would make my hair stand on end and turn green.

To clarify, I wouldn’t turn green, just my hair.

But now I’m left with only frizz and gray.

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FringeMan 2007

There are no electrified looks from FringeMan, because he can’t see me through those long locks, dreadlocks.

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FringeKid 2007

At one time I could convince my child that she was a cat.

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FringeBoy 2007

I nearly talked FringeBoy into coming back from the dark side.

But….

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FringeGirl 2008

something happened to me.

me1My hair grew in.

I became a hardened, almost plastic woman.

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FringeKid 2008

I fear for my sweet babies.

sietegonebadI’ve seen the same plastic look on my darling little angel.

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FringeBoy 2008

This year I’m left with nothing.

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FringePup 2008

I cannot even think up a costume that my dog will wear.

I think I lost all my zeal when I promised not to steal candy from children’s goody bags.

Chocolate is why I dressed up.

Chocolate is why I went door to door in a plastic mask that cut my oxygen supply so much that I became terribly dizzy.

I’d be willing to pass out in the middle of the street for a Reece’s Peanut Butter Cup.

I’d be willing to humiliate myself in costumes that no self-respecting woman would wear for a 3 Musketeer.

This year there is no costume.

There is nothing but a vow NOT to eat chocolate.

Excuse me while I go mourn my candy.

Enjoy the weekend and eat a Snickers for me, will ya?

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12 thoughts on “The Ghosts of FringeFamily Past

  1. Rachel

    Your old costumes are awesome!

    Here’s some consolation: tomorrow, hit up Walmart and the drugstores and get 50% off candy. No costume needed. 🙂

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  2. nannykim

    I have been trying to do without chocolate. I confess I have failed . I have to have a little peppermint patty (or is it pattie?) a day (they are low fat) or a chocolate kiss. Today I ran out of the patties and I delved into the halloween candy and ate two little tiny snicker bites!

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  3. Hat Chick

    No chocolate?! What about candy, in general? Those skittles are pretty good, ya know.

    My go-to, no-fail costume is the hobo. Ripped old shirt, tattered pants and brown eye shadow beard. In this economy, it’s not a stretch.

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  4. caprik

    That plastic mask is cweepy!

    I always think that our dog looks embarassed when we dress her up.

    I agree with the comment up there. Endulge on Halloween, THEN cut out the chocolate.

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  5. Debbie York

    I adore dogs in costumes…their sweet faces are priceless. Only dogs will let us totally humilate them with no back talk!
    You know, if you dress up for fringeman…you might get a little surprise instead of candy!
    Debbie

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  6. robinaltman

    How could you make a vow like that right before Halloween? It’s horrible! It’s sucking out your motivation. Take it back immediately. You’ll feel so much better. Sunday is a lovely day to start a diet.

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