It’s so hot my glasses jumped in the toilet for a swim. Seriously, I just fished them out of the dog’s favorite watering hole. I’m a little grossed out right now, but my choices were to view a blurry world for the next year and half or be a pee-pee face. The choice was easy.
Is there anything left to say about my day?
At least it’s not as bad as the time we pulled a straw out of our clogged toilet. My daughter was a toddler with a fascination for our bowl and there’s not a doubt in my mind that she took her share of long, cool drinks. The dog’s not the only with an affinity for free sparkling water.
Enough toilet talk. This post is turning into a fifth grade boy’s conversation.
The good news is it cooled off a bit, three degrees to be precise, but just enough to kick the kids out of our bedroom. Communal sleeping is fun for the first night and after that I go nuts. I’ve never been one to co-sleep (you can read about that HERE). Besides my daughter moved into my air-conditioned room with an army of stuffed animals and dolls. She took up more real-estate in my room than I did!
Someone recently blessed her with Molly, the American Girl Doll and she loves it. She’s also enjoyed reading the American Girl books from the library. Molly is a hand-me-down that came with her own bed and a ton of clothing. Molly is as bad as FringeKid with taking space in MY room!
My kids are also loving their carefree days. The other afternoon my daughter no sooner walked out of the house eating an apple, when she came in carrying a giant frog or toad or frog…I don’t know the difference.
The first thing out of my mouth was, “You can’t catch those while you’re eating.
You’ll get warts!”
She assured me it was a one-handed catch and at the moment, she is still wart free.
I almost feel sorry for that toad.