Writing is Like Playing Dress-Up

I have a mutated germ, a hybrid crossover of tuberculosis, the flu, and a common cold.  Last night I sat in bed sopping my nose with one hand and reading a book with the other.  I read blogs until my coughing made my screen blurry with mutated germ spray.  I figured it was in poor taste to sneeze on my cyber friends, so I opted for a real page-turner and about finished Stephen King’s On Writing.

I fell into a restless slumber, continually disrupted by fits of coughing up my left lung, only to wake at 4:20 am with the thought, I Must Write.  In my feverish opinion, writing for magazines is a little like playing dress-up in my daughter’s room.  If I want to be a ballerina, I simply twirl in my tu-tu.  If I want to be a doctor, I throw on a white jack and prod a bear’s ear.  If I want to be a good mommy, I rock a baby doll.

Magazines want experts.  If you want a magazine to purchase your writing, you must be an expert.  So before the sun rose, I checked to see if my stretch-marks still cut a path across my abdomen, and I became an expert on cultivating creativity in phantom children.

I won’t bore you with the details, but I took inspiration from my cow.  Now you can’t wait to read it, right?  I know.

Despite teetering on the brink of pneumonia, I feel accomplished this Friday.  I may only have a rejection email to show for my blurry-eyed efforts, but at least I did something.

Now it’s past noon, my house is filled with four children that sound like forty, and I’m making maccaroni and cheese.  I have high hopes for this weekend.  My son’s birthday is tomorrow, we have a road trip to an Awana competition tomorrow, and I am expecting a house full of boys on Sunday.

Maybe I’ll wear a party hat and become an expert on kid’s birthday parties.  Who knows.  The possibilities are as endless as my stretch marks.

What will you do this weekend?

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6 thoughts on “Writing is Like Playing Dress-Up

  1. Hat Chick

    So sorry to hear you have been gripped with the flu. Good luck with all the activities you have planned. You are a better woman than I am. I would be hiding under the covers.

    We are scouting,churching and doing charity work all weekend (oh yeah, there may be a lacrosse practice thrown in somewhere.)

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  2. Cathy

    Hope you’re feeling better soon and you have a great weekend!

    Don’t know what I’m doing this weekend. Just flying by the seat of the pants and going with the flow. ha!

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  3. adventuresofamiddleagemom

    I’m writing. Okay, right this second I’m not because I heard your blog post plop into my email box and I had to see how you are doing. That said, I am now going back to writing.
    I figure if I can write regularly for my blog, I can write regularly and create a fictional world. So I’m gonna try, just like you.
    Have a fun-filled, article-inducing weekend, Fringe Girl!

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